The Lake District Survival Guide

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The Lake District Survival Guide

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If you’re visiting the Lake District, DON’T PANIC..! 

With The Lake District Survival Guide in your pocket you will be fine.

In the Guide you will NOT find listings of pretty views or fashionable restaurants. Instead you’ll find FAR MORE IMPORTANT INFORMATION, including how to…

  • ...Deal with Wainwright bores

  •  ...Talk like a local 

  • ....Hoodwink kids into walking half a mile

  • ..Avoid  flying men in underpants


Featuring essential information and regular features including: ‘Wainwright in Therapy’, ‘Lakeland Stereotypes’, ‘Sheep ID Parade’, ‘Pub Crawl'’, ‘Melvyn Bragg’s Cultural Corner’ and ‘How to Get Battered’, this is a guide unlike any you’ve read before.

The only rule for survival in the Lakes is READ THIS BOOK.

You can thank us later.

*** Shortlisted for Lakeland Book of the Year, 2020 ***


  • PAGES: 124 pages+4 pages cover (128 total)

  • SIZE: 187 mm x 137 mm (portrait)

  • FORMAT: Hardback